B’ffer, the totally radical Martian streaming and racing sensation was arrested this morning after one of his trademark stellar racing saucers was revealed during an Earthling hearing on Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.

It is uncertain to Martian Muckraker reporters at this time whether this hearing is actually evidence the Earthlings are interested in interplanetary life again, or if the Earthling congress people in question just really really hate their jobs and are happy to have an excuse not to do them.

B’ffer has so far not directly denied allegations he organized illegal races over Earthling military bases for “shits and giggles.” He has though criticized the use of Earthling imagery in Martian court.

“Yo man, what the Martian Crown is doing is like totally unconstitutional man.” B’ffer said, “we should not be using footage from foreign governments to convict Martian citizens. But like YO! Did you SEE the look on those Earthling faces when they saw mah totally SWEET TRIPLE SPIRAL. T’was rad man. ”

Despite B’ffers arrest many other adventuresome streamers are not only confident that he will be released, but are publicly hoping that their racing craft makes an appearance at the Earthling hearing. Bets are being made as to what streamers will make a surprise appearance at the hearing next.

These steamers were strongly condemned by the Universal Flying Ordinance (UFO) administration.

At press time, the Martian Secretary for Interplanetary Relations stated that the fact the Earthlings were watching racing videos instead of solving their planet’s problems was further evidence that the Earthling species is “not yet ready for the stars.”

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